what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party
LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning
"oh jesus christ"
"please don’t give me that look"
"please don’t fly"
That owl is 30000000% done
every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it
If death ever comes your way and won’t let you pass…make sure you scream right back in his face. I said that? You did. Rich, you really shouldn’t trust anything I say. Most of the time I just make stuff up. I know. Let’s scream in his face anyway.
Guardians of the Galaxy (2008-2011)