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yeezus-fish:

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool
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For those of you who are short on pickup lines:

ninjatengu:

Damn, are you an appendix? Because I don’t know how you work, but this feeling inside my stomach makes me want to take you out.

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covergirl:

Glam it up with a pop of prism, Katy-style 

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sadsk8r:

doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro

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ourtimeorg:

LOL! Love this!

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